"Doug DeMuro" (dougdemuro)
05/07/2014 at 15:32 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (39)

Victorious Secret > Doug DeMuro
05/07/2014 at 15:35

STOP POSTING PHOTOS ABOUT YOUR FERRARI DOGE YOU'RE MAKING ME SO JEALOUS GOD DAMNIT

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Doug DeMuro
05/07/2014 at 15:37

So, it smells just like the Cube now?

Manuél Ferrari > Doug DeMuro
05/07/2014 at 15:37

Does doge have the seatbelt on?

PumpedSump > Doug DeMuro
05/07/2014 at 15:38

I only say it's sacrilege if you actually let the dog ruin the car. Sitting on the seat? Fine. Chewing on the headrest? Not fine. Nails scratching leather? Let me just put a towel down. Nose marks on the window? I'll clean them later.

Doug DeMuro > Victorious Secret
05/07/2014 at 15:42

Doge. Doug. Doug. Doge.

Cherry_man1 > Doug DeMuro
05/07/2014 at 15:42

Don't make me get my red car >_>

Doug DeMuro > Victorious Secret
05/07/2014 at 15:42

Also, you sound like the FP commenters!

Doug DeMuro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/07/2014 at 15:42

Hahahaha

Doug DeMuro > PumpedSump
05/07/2014 at 15:43

There ARE nose marks on the window. Dammit.

davedave1111 > Doug DeMuro
05/07/2014 at 15:51

Kinja'd!!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Doug DeMuro
05/07/2014 at 15:52

Say goodbye to the remaining resale value.

davedave1111 > PumpedSump
05/07/2014 at 15:53

Driving 'spiritedly', fine, left-paw braking, fine, pawbrake turns and drifting, not cool, he's not paying for the tyres.

whosewoodstheseare > Doug DeMuro
05/07/2014 at 15:55

It's amazing how that cute face popping out of the window makes the Ferrari 99% less douchey. Ferrari should sell a cute puppy with every single car. 10,000% increase in sales to girls, guaranteed. So 4 girls a year, if my math is right.

Hooker > Doug DeMuro
05/07/2014 at 15:58

D'awwww puppy!!! What's puppy's name?

Hooker > Doug DeMuro
05/07/2014 at 16:01

Kinja'd!!!

Also, this. Odie in the back of the firetruck/hot rod. First time. Doesn't he look amused? (no, he doesn't. He is terrified of the noise)

Doug DeMuro > whosewoodstheseare
05/07/2014 at 16:01

Hahaha. So true.

Doug DeMuro > Hooker
05/07/2014 at 16:02

That's Abbie! She was super scared of me (and apparently of all men) but had no problem posing in the car and being approached by a dozen giggling women for the video. However, when I got in the driver's seat, she tried to climb out the window.

Doug DeMuro > Hooker
05/07/2014 at 16:02

Haha! Odie looks like a fire truck natural. Who needs a dalmatian?!

Hooker > Doug DeMuro
05/07/2014 at 16:19

Interestingly, we have one of those in the family too. Also hates the fire truck. To their credit, the truck is loud. Hey, loud pipes save lives!

Kinja'd!!!

This is from when Odie was new and his 'Uncle Patch' wasn't too sure of him. Still isn't.

Hooker > Doug DeMuro
05/07/2014 at 16:21

Awww Abbie! So adorable! Odie will claw his way out the window anytime he sees Rabbits'. The apostrophe is necessary.

Also, the Rabbits' never make it too far. Odie isn't all that nice to him. Good thing he is super cute, otherwise I would have to beat him for killing cute Rabbits' for sport.

Doug DeMuro > Hooker
05/07/2014 at 16:24

Haha. That's an excellent photo!!

xc90v8/I4 :( > Doug DeMuro
05/07/2014 at 16:34

That dog is sitting on the wrong side. Driving and sitting on the passenger seat is very dangerous.

Hooker > Doug DeMuro
05/07/2014 at 17:02

Much appreciated! My mom was all like "really????" haha. I couldn't resist. Well, I could have, I just didn't want to.

blinnard > Doug DeMuro
05/07/2014 at 17:32

Probably the happiest dog on Earth at that moment!

Kart22racer > Doug DeMuro
05/07/2014 at 18:45

Dog Demuro.

Doug DeMuro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/07/2014 at 22:25

Still debating whether to do a "I taught my friend to drive manual in my Ferrari" post. THAT would kill the remaining resale value.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Doug DeMuro
05/07/2014 at 22:26

BTW your video keeps popping up on facebook as "Watch as this guy fails to pick up chicks with his car"

Doug DeMuro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/07/2014 at 22:29

Hahaha. PERFECT!

CaptainFaux > Hooker
05/08/2014 at 11:56

I grew up with Dalmatians. My brother's used to go jump in his 1967 Corvair convertible and wait so he couldn't go back to school without her.

CaptainFaux > Doug DeMuro
05/08/2014 at 11:59

Yeti, my beagle mix is looking at this photo, wondering what the problem is.

This is why I can never take her to Cars and Coffee. She'd jump in any open car — no matter how rare or mint — and I'd be banned for life.

Hooker > CaptainFaux
05/08/2014 at 13:21

My first dalmatian was like that. He would put himself between you and wherever you were headed because why would you ever want to leave him? That made no sense. Also, he would sit on the furniture (but not tear it up) while we were out of the house. He knew he wasn't allowed and every time we came home, we could hear him dismounting the furniture.